Apply for a job
Tryout for the football team
Play in an indie-synth-pop band
Eat ice cream
Perform abortions
Get abortions
Protest abortions
Bang chicks
Bang Dudes
Bang
Love… ?
Ride in the front of the bus
Ride in the back of the bus
Ride in the bus
Vote…
…on American Idol
… for President
Kill
Philosophizize
Ride horses
Time Travel
Go backpacking through Europe with their mates
Get drunk
Join a gym
Make a web-comic
Kill humans
Get a dog…
… walk their dog
Work construction
Form unions (even Engineer unions)
Take a break
Join unions (even Engi unions)
Extreme BMX
Ordain at a same sex marriage
Ordain any marriage
Play golf
Grow hair
Perform fellatio
Sing
Steal candy – Kurt Dinse
Bounce – Kurt Dinse
Jerk it – Kurt Dinse
Wear disguises – Kurt Dinse
Become pirates – Jeremy Bastian
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